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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Shaved  ** WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! ** I always wanted to start a Douchery post with the following line….. CHECK OUT THESE FOUR-ALARM-ASSHOLES! Sorry for the brash intro but I’m hung over and in a bit of a mood. Then I see these two geniuses, and I flipped my bill. Frankly, she appears to be drunk and Captain Cue Ball seems to be enjoying this shave session perhaps a bit too much. It’s like watching some weird four play ritual that always ends in an empty six packs of wine coolers, bodily fluids strewn about, and a hairless dude.  But every villain needs a hero, and we’ve got one right here! Look at the gentleman sitting to the left. THAT’S A NEW YORKER! He’s got a seat. He’s got a newspaper. You can do whatever you want next to him and as long as there is no eye contact! Because he’s been working all day and doesn’t have to buy into whatever weird shit you’re doing for attention. If these two goofballs ever read this blog… I’m only joking around! Nothing but love because the two of you look like you’ve done jail time.  *** Big thanks to Brian! He’s always looking out for The Douchery. Check out his website BrianGrosz.com & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Shaved 

** WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! **

I always wanted to start a Douchery post with the following line….. CHECK OUT THESE FOUR-ALARM-ASSHOLES! Sorry for the brash intro but I’m hung over and in a bit of a mood. Then I see these two geniuses, and I flipped my bill. Frankly, she appears to be drunk and Captain Cue Ball seems to be enjoying this shave session perhaps a bit too much. It’s like watching some weird four play ritual that always ends in an empty six packs of wine coolers, bodily fluids strewn about, and a hairless dude. 

But every villain needs a hero, and we’ve got one right here! Look at the gentleman sitting to the left. THAT’S A NEW YORKER! He’s got a seat. He’s got a newspaper. You can do whatever you want next to him and as long as there is no eye contact! Because he’s been working all day and doesn’t have to buy into whatever weird shit you’re doing for attention. If these two goofballs ever read this blog… I’m only joking around! Nothing but love because the two of you look like you’ve done jail time. 

*** Big thanks to Brian! He’s always looking out for The Douchery. Check out his website BrianGrosz.com & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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