SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Ms. Loud Talkin’
I know honey, you are TELLIN’ ME?!?! Brian is not worth your time. He didn’t blow you off on Saturday night, you blew him off, by acting like you didn’t care that he blew you off! I don’t care if everyone on the train can hear your senseless jabbering! I don’t care if people can vaguely make out your voice at STREET LEVEL!!!! You just do your best to make your voice heard over the subway….and peoples Ipods…and people focused on reading…and people just trying to clear their head after a long day….
Let us all know that you are an INDEPENDENT WOMAN! That you sent Brian an unprovoked text message that said, “Whatev…” That he’s yet to respond to for over 3 days. All I know is you need a girls night! And judging by the sound of your voice, there are going to be lots of girls nights in your future!
