SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. Big Protruding Sack
Relief washes over you like a cool rain, as you pack that adorable camping sack full with weekend getaway outfits. True, you’re not actually going camping, but you certainly bought a quality bag if that ever happens. Which it won’t.
Don’t worry about taking the bag off and holding it by your feet. Just swing that thing around as much as possible and unknowingly bump into all the people around you. They are already being forced to stand, they can take the extra annoyance of your unnecessary knapsack. Of course none of this should bother you, your blissfully unaware of the inconvenience being caused. Too busy dreaming of faux camping adventures you’re never going to have. But who cares! People think you’re out doorsy, and that’s all that matters!
TAKE IT OFF, GOOF BALL!
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dreamslikeseas reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
I haaate THIS guy. Especially when he’s running.
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aaronsheehan reblogged this from maddiebird and added:
According to Webster’s, “ginormous” is now a word.
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maddiebird reblogged this from tangledandguilty and added:
My backpack is always ginormous because I go to busywork school/do all of my homework at home. I always feel bad when I...
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tangledandguilty reblogged this from suddeninevitablebetrayal and added:
Oh dear. I now feel really, really bad about my enormous going-to-see-Leah backpack.
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suddeninevitablebetrayal reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
I will show up on subwaydouchery one day.
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