SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Children Are The Worst

I don’t know if any children read this blog… and chances are they shouldn’t. If I had to give the blog a rating it would be PG-13, so COME ONE, COME ALL THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS! (I am aware how horrible that sounds) But anything younger, y’all can hit the skidz! And frankly, I don’t want these little “World Revolves Around ME!” ingrates, covered in mud and cookies, soiling their parents lap tops with their greasy little fingers to read Subway Douchery…

Pictured above is a broken man/father at the moment his husky razor-scooterin’ son breaks his spirit. A dear friend of The Douchery took this artful photo and told us that the father was doing all that he could to control his son but to no avail. His chubby offspring chose to dishonor his own father and continue his live performance of running over people’s toes. If I could get this kid alone in a room, with a legal guardian (I’m not gross!), I’d tell him to grow the hell up, get a job, and listen to his father. Also, hit the elliptical fatty! Razor Scooterin’ may seem like fun but it’s a meager calorie burn!

*** Photo was a unauthorized lift from @rondazed Instagram! A must follow on both accounts! Have a wonderful Monday y’all & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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