SUBWAY DOUCHERY : What is this? Gum?!?!
It lines the floors like a rubber pad you put down in the shower when the grandparents are in town but what is it? Hundreds of people couldn’t have just hacked the gum on to the subway platform, could they? It can’t be that far out of the question though. I’ve seen a girl that looked like a super model hock a loogie on to the tracks. I’ve also seen a grown man lean up against a trash can and defecate whilst reading the metro section. So spitting gum on the platform can’t be that far from my realm of reality.
Next time you go down into the depths, really take a look around at the surroundings. It’s amazing they don’t have nurses stationed at the top of every exit giving tetanus shots.
tet. anus.
