SUBWAY DOUCHERY : ULTIMATE ASSHOLE
Niiiiiiiice….You got stoned while watching N.E.R.D on The You Tube, now it’s off to Union Square to pretend your a skateboarder! Don’t mind all the people around you that are going to and from work that might like to sit down and take a load off.
Just stretch your goofy legs out and take a nice cat nap on public transit. You sir, are winning the game of life. The prize? The Subway Douche Bag Ultimate Asshole Award. Congrats, you did it!
