SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Goin’ Down In LA

Yup…. this picture was taken during “rush hour” at a centrally located subway stop. Where are all the people you ask? They are above ground in their cars. Why are none of them using the subway? Lots of reasons both valid and preposterous. Honestly, many of them either don’t know it exists or think it is some kind of Disney/Scientology incorporated shuttle fun ride for tourists. Which it very well could be, you’d be surprised how much stuff Disney and Scientology own out here.

Living in a place that could have a humanity obliterating earthquake literally at any moment, perhaps most have a fear of being buried alive. Which I totally get, I saw that Ryan Reynolds movie* where he’s buried alive and it looked like anything but fun. I haven’t ridden it yet myself, but I’m sure i have a night of one too many Chardonnays in my future where I’ll desperately try to figure out the transit system… while furiously eating a slice of pizza…. and sadly texting an ex-girlfriend who wants nothing to do with me.

* - I did not see the movie Buried. Because the thought of seeing a man being stuck in a coffin for 95 minutes… you might as well show a guy getting invasive dental work done for 95 minutes.

*** Today’s picture was stolen from the twitter of Conan writer & dear friend of the Douchery, JESSE POPP! Follow him @JessePopp  & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   E train in Queens!

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7. fantasticamazing said: No one rides the LA “subway” because it doesn’t really go anywhere. I mean, it goes places but it’s not very spread out. It needs to just be like New York. It would do so well.
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   Actually, this is wrong. I take the “Underground subway” which is the red and purple metro lines. I’ve taken them since...

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    This is true. I’ve been on it…it’s a sad sad subway, super short too.and the fear that the big earthquake would hit was...

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19. snackpackk said: interesting, enjoyed that. keep it up!
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    downtown l.a. & taking...to Ontario is the best way to travel

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