SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Scatoillogical
** This is the picture without the star. It’s gross. You’ve been warned! **
“Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.” — Percy Bysshe Shelley, Ozymandias
Sometimes I think we are having too much fun with this website. We find goofy things, crack a couple of jokes, swipe a few MetroCards, Kindle a few electronic pages, and forget there is some serious Douchery out there. The Subway Douchery editorial staff and legal department has been sitting (or squatting on this picture… HIYOOOO!) for quite some time. After a heated debate (which consisted of me asking my roommate and immediately getting his blessing) I decided to post this picture..
It’s feces. Poop. Crap. Dung. Guano. A BM movement. Night Soil. Turd. It’s just sitting on the floor of a subway car not hurting anyone… BUT HURTING EVERYONE! I’ve received reports* that several people on this train moved out of New York City the following day. Others had their sense of smell removed. And one guy seemed “kinda into it”. This post serves as a reminder that there is still some crazy Douchery out there. I want pictures of all of it as I sit here and sip tea at my apartment in sunny Los Angeles, California.
* - Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies… about these reports.
*** A much needed Douchery salute goes to Oliver for bravely sending in this picture. Hold your breath & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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hitchcockismyhomeboy said:
It’s dog’s poo. Where’s the problem? (Or does this defeat the whole point of your blog, hah. In that case, apologies. Wouldn’t wanna miss it!)
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