SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Earned Elderly Behavior

In these modern times… old people are often talked about like they are either puppies ( “Oh my god, you guys… My grandma is sooooo cute!” ) or they are treated like burdens ( “Listen, Pops. Whether you like or not, you’re moving to the Twilight of The End of Your Life nursing home.. they got all the Werther’s Originals you can eat.” )And such is the circle of life. First a mother bathes her child then the other way around. Yes, that is a lyrics from a Bright Eyes song.

 But the old and infirm get to hit a very sweet spot. A sweet spot of no rules, no consequences, where they can do basically whatever the hell they want. My grandmother once removed a ketchup bottle from a table as a restaurant patron was actively using it. Shoes? Slip them off more comfy. Fedora? On my shopping bag. I ain’t putting either of them on this grimy floor. Feet? Yeah, I put them up on the seat to be more comfy, wanna fight? Diet Pepsi? I drink four or five of these a day. Not healthy, but I don’t give a FUG… I’m old! (I also don’t say the “F” because I have grand children. 

*** Thank you to muhh man, JAMES from BROOKLYN! Some day we will all earn the right to relax like that but til then, Keep on Douchin’ ***

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