SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Sanitary Napkin
I’m of two minds with this picture… I don’t blame her for using a napkin. Lord knows, I’ve posted enough horrific pictures of people rubbing their butts on these poles. No matter how awesome those BUTTS are, there is always going to be a question of cleanliness. So who could be surprised to see a woman extract a napkin from her purse, and use it like a dental dam against countless germs that could be lurking…..
BUT……….. I can’t help but feel like she’s calling me gross. I grabbed that pole without a napkin earlier. You protecting yourself from my germs, Mrs. Clean? Mr. Clean’s wife, are ya? Is that one of his highly absorbent paper towels? Absorbing all my gross germs because I’m such a Gregory Gross Out? Like the kids used to call me in high school? Even though my name is Tom? You think you’re better than me? I AM A CLEAN PERSON!
*** Thank you to one of New York’s finest Comedians, Abigoliah Schamaun! She sent in today’s picture. Follow her on twitter @Abigoliah & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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baxterp2 said:
I once watched a woman extract a plastic bag from her purse, spread it out on the seat and sit down… despite the fact that she was wearing a long black coat. And there was nothing that I could see on the seat. People got ish.
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