SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Douchin’ n’ Cruisin’
OH MY GOD!!!! Every now and then a pic will glide it’s way into The Douchery Inbox that is literally like THIS CLIP from Ghostbusters. Something that is just so douchey, done by such a douchey person, at a transit time when ultimate douchery can be reached and breached. My cookie crumbed fingers can’t get to the key board fast enough. I only hope I can do it justice:
1. Bike on the Subway : the international sign for “I Was Gonna Ride My Bike To Work But… The Traffic Was So Scary!” On top of that, you’re on a friggin’ beach cruiser which is great for rolling over to The Hudson House for some Miller Lites and shuffle board, but not EVER okay on a subway.. mind the handlebar radius, ya jerk!
2. “Sit on it, Potsie!” : I’ll concede that there could be any number of reasons to bring a bike onto the subway. But don’t celebrate it by RIDING IT! It’s just a slap in the face. And let me assure you, the only person that thinks you are kooky and interesting is you.
3. European Carry-All : Yes, I’m about to get petty and off topic. Is that a purse, jerkball? You realize you are ON A SUBWAY, SITTING ON AN ENORMOUS BIKE, GOING THROUGH…. YOUR PURSE… Goood lord! Get your self a season of Mad Men, pay attention to the lead guy named Don, if he wouldn’t be caught dead doing it, neither should you.
*** Big thanks to Lauren for sending this in this blood boiling classic! Lauren you are a National Douchery Treasure. Stay as special as you are & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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