SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHIONI : Viva Italia 

- Today’s Uptown service will be provided by gondolas.

- If ever there was a day to call into work and say “Everything is fucked and I won’t be coming in.”

- You think this is bad, later they found out Italian rats have gills when a school of them swam by.

- Cab companies began using this video in their advertisements. Their slogan is, “Do you really wanna go down there? Call a cab!”

- The effortlessly cool Italians just stared at the water like they would at an American tourist. The water quickly drained after feeling silly and inadequate. 

- “Perchè probabilmente sono tutti dei coglioni??????” - YouTube comment picked at random.

- Anyone for a game of Marco Polo?

- This phenomenal inconvenience did not stop the men from blatantly hitting on the women on the other side of the tracks.

- Attention! Uptown service will be delayed because a river runs through it! Mi Scusi! 

- We actually obtained a picture that was taken below the water: HERE!

*** Grazie Tonto to Solko for sending in this video! Check out the YouTube vid HERE! Buona giomata & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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