SUBWAY DOUCHERY : It’s The Holiday Season
Ohhhhhh my god! Are those boxes filled with Nooks?!?! The Nook is like the Kindle but it’s got a WAY CUTER NAME!!! I NEED ONE FOR EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY, FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE, GENERAL ACQUAINTANCES, MY BOSS THAT DOESN’T APPRECIATE MY EXISTENCE, AND MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER THAT I’M UNDOUBTEDLY GOING TO BREAK UP WITH BY FEBRUARY!!!! BECAUSE THIS IS JESUS BDAY Y’ALL!!! AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS ALL ABOUT HAVING MORE BOOKS THAN ANY SANE HUMAN BEING COULD POSSIBLY READ IN A LIFETIME ON A SLEEK PORTABLE DEVICE!
Real talk: Which friggin’ delivery option is this? There is Standard, Overnight, and now Underground delivery. Which is also known as the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, It’ll Get There But You Won’t Wanna Know How option. I’d like to think the thing I’m dropping over 200 hundred dollars on will it’s first subway ride with me or who I give it to this holiday season. Is this why companies are so keen to offer free delivery during the holidays?
*** A merriest of Douchey Tidings to my girl, HALINA, for sending in this holiday classic! Check out her amazballs Tumblr SASSMOUTH & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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