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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Silver Surfer Bag
Listen bro, why don’t you crack a Mountain Dew and listen to some Real Talk ? I’m sure you got some instrument of extreme outdoor fitness sport in that gigantic silver bag. And that’s cool.. more power to you. That being said, see all the people sitting around you… what’s that? Yes, you should take off your sunglasses because not only are you indoors but you are also underground…
The people surrounding you are all either going to or from work, school, or long days… many of them would like a seat. Many of them don’t need to be bothered to maneuver around your long board, dude. And don’t try to tell me you are giving surfing lessons or some shit and it’s a real job too, Kunu. You are in New York City, not on a lunch break at Sandals. So get your ass up, turn your board from horizontal to vertical, and grow the hell up. 
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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Silver Surfer Bag

Listen bro, why don’t you crack a Mountain Dew and listen to some Real Talk ? I’m sure you got some instrument of extreme outdoor fitness sport in that gigantic silver bag. And that’s cool.. more power to you. That being said, see all the people sitting around you… what’s that? Yes, you should take off your sunglasses because not only are you indoors but you are also underground…

The people surrounding you are all either going to or from work, school, or long days… many of them would like a seat. Many of them don’t need to be bothered to maneuver around your long board, dude. And don’t try to tell me you are giving surfing lessons or some shit and it’s a real job too, Kunu. You are in New York City, not on a lunch break at Sandals. So get your ass up, turn your board from horizontal to vertical, and grow the hell up. 

*** Today’s pic came from Amy at Greenwich Letterpress! Where Subway Douchery goes to for all our greeting cards, wedding invitations, and personalized gifts! Check ‘em out & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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