SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Too Scared To Douche 

Follow me on this one… Planes have Air Marshals. We don’t know if they are there but we know that they will protect us from any number of atrocities in the sky. But why couldn’t subways perhaps introduce their own form of Train Marshals. Or Underground Marshals. Or Rail Marshals. Or Marshal Matherses. Hell… name them whatever the heck you want but we here at Subway Douchery have one caveat. They all have to look like the picture above! AND one on every train!

Think about it! Next time some Douchey Perp hops on a train and wants to commence their activities of Douchery.. They look around and…. RUT ROH! …. A FRIGGIN’ DEMON MONSTER FROM THE UNDERWORLD MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH GLOWING RED EYES!!! A terrifying reminder of mortality just lookin’ atchya! The demon doesn’t even need a gun or a badge. All it has to do is slowly raise one of those long ass tarantula fingers and cryptically point at the douche. He’ll think twice before he puts his feet up on the seat FO SHO! 

*** Picture brought to The Douchery Attention by Concocted Conversations via one of the best titled Tumblr’s Tits and Sass! I love you all & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    I would cry if I saw this on the train.

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    I would probably cry

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