SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Signs of Love
Soooooo maybe… like…. she just had an alien (that’s apparently terrified of water on Earth…. IRONY!) shoot a lethal dose of intergalactic mist (ewwww!) down her throat. Triggering an intense asthma attack (she has….like… REALLY bad asthma) BUT her medicine is above ground! Now her boyfriend is slowly trying to calm her staggered breathing (with the gentlest of whispers) so she can get the proper amount of oxygen into her lungs and can survive until they get to daylight!
OR MAYBE THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE!?!?!?!?!!!!!!??! Well guess what love birds, the rest of us are not sharing your bliss. Even if we have significant others, we shows some fuggin’ class when we are on public transit and act like we’ve been in the N Zone before (SPORTS RERFERENCE!)
And if we were suppose to be that cozy on the subway, the seats would be cushioned, they’d hand out comforters at the turnstiles, and there’d be a white dude with dreads serving us camomile tea!
*** Today’s Lonely & Bitter post was written by me @TheTomSibley! Love birds pic was provided by my man REUBEN! Still is from M. Knight Shama-lama-ding-dong’s 2002 smash hit Signs. Keep on Douchin’ ***
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