SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Get Down to Get Up
Hell, no! Pole dancin’ and Stripperrobics is most certainly not just for the ladies! In a previous Subway Douchery post, THIS GUY made us all question our sexuality. The Kinsey Scale practically toppled over on that late spring morning. Now, we have today’s subject pictured above. He’s basically doing an Advanced Pole Squat With A Left Foot Subway Floor Cushion. One of my personal favorite moves because it accomplishes the following:
1. CORE! -lower abs, obliques, BUTT! All covered! If this guy starts wearing those yoga stretch pants.. we’re all gonna be snapping at the neck when he enters Jamba Juice!
2. ON THE GO! - It’s hard to get to the gym, even harder to get a DVD to do the home workout! To and from work, on your way to a meeting, after hours drink, get that work out in whenever you can!
3. ALL ABOUT YOU! - When you position yourself like this, you let everyone know you are so comfortable with yourself that you are willing to inconvenience others out of proper standing AND seating room… why? CUZ OF DAT ASS!!!
*** Thank you to my #1 IVY for sending in this picture! She’s killing it! Back to School days are here again & Keep on Douchin’ ***
