SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Teach A Man To Fish
“I’m calm as a fruit stand in New York and maybe just as strange.” - Ryan Adams
Why the obscure Ryan Adams lyric to start today’s post? Bump up indie cred, perhaps? NO! Well, kinda… but there is a “better” reason! Seeing a fruit stand in New York City can feel strange because they are selling the most natural things in the most unnatural place. That’s what it feels like to see Mr. Gone Fishin’ pictured above. I know you can take these trains to popular Atlantic fishing destinations but still…
It would be like hanging on the hot sands of the Jersey Shore, using a boogie board to cover up your summer gut, taking in the salty air… and then a guy walks by you wearing a full suit, carrying a briefcase, blabbin’ into his BlueTooth about some financial bullcrap that you could never understand in a thousand years. Either way, I just drank a cup of very strong coffee and feel like i stole a bunch of my brother’s Adderall, so today’s post feels like a bit of a think piece. His huge fishing pole is taking up an entire row of seats.. and that my friends, is what she said.
*** Rut roh! Give it up for my main man RON for sending in this picture! You’ve been killin’ it for years Ronnie Boy! Continue to do so & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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