SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Fellas in Paris
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Sing like no one is listening… unless you’re listening to Fellas in Paris (I’M AWARE THAT’S NOT THAT TITLE! But I’m a white guy and… I can’t even say the title when I’m singing alone in my kitchen pretending I’m Jay Z at MSG. Which happens WAY MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK!)
Let this man be your New Year’s inspiration! Live every second with the joy and intensity of this man singing Watch the Throne’s break out hit! He’s not only listening to this song. He’s not only SINGING this song. He’s EXPERIENCING this song. And he doesn’t give a damn who hears it. It’s time we all start living that way.
That shit IS cray. But cray for all the right reasons and if you don’t think so.. what you order, fish fillet?
*** This video has been viewed over a million times and I wish it a million more! First time i saw it was on comedian Hannibal Burres’ Facebook page. Follow him on Twitter @HannibalBuress & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Douchin’ n’ Cruisin’
OH MY GOD!!!! Every now and then a pic will glide it’s way into The Douchery Inbox that is literally like THIS CLIP from Ghostbusters. Something that is just so douchey, done by such a douchey person, at a transit time when ultimate douchery can be reached and breached. My cookie crumbed fingers can’t get to the key board fast enough. I only hope I can do it justice:
1. Bike on the Subway : the international sign for “I Was Gonna Ride My Bike To Work But… The Traffic Was So Scary!” On top of that, you’re on a friggin’ beach cruiser which is great for rolling over to The Hudson House for some Miller Lites and shuffle board, but not EVER okay on a subway.. mind the handlebar radius, ya jerk!
2. “Sit on it, Potsie!” : I’ll concede that there could be any number of reasons to bring a bike onto the subway. But don’t celebrate it by RIDING IT! It’s just a slap in the face. And let me assure you, the only person that thinks you are kooky and interesting is you.
3. European Carry-All : Yes, I’m about to get petty and off topic. Is that a purse, jerkball? You realize you are ON A SUBWAY, SITTING ON AN ENORMOUS BIKE, GOING THROUGH…. YOUR PURSE… Goood lord! Get your self a season of Mad Men, pay attention to the lead guy named Don, if he wouldn’t be caught dead doing it, neither should you.
*** Big thanks to Lauren for sending this in this blood boiling classic! Lauren you are a National Douchery Treasure. Stay as special as you are & Keep on Douchin’ ***
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Celebrities Are Great People
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This video made the rounds on the internet last Friday… but I’ve been battling a horrific flu and did not have the strength to Douche it up. So the above video shows one of America’s greatest treasures, Keanu Reeves, giving up his seat to a little lady on the subway. Was he obligated to because he’s a man and she’s a woman and somehow deserves that seat more than him? Absolutely not. If anyone deserves a seat on that subway, it’s the guy that KILLED IT in one of the greatest movies ever, Speed.
There have always been quite a few critics that basically say Mr. Reeves is a bad actor. I’ve never agreed with these people. Many of Reeves films are woven into the fiber of American pop culture. The Lake House, Johnny Mnemonic, and Constantine, just to name a select few, are films that we will never forget. And nor should we! He’s proven himself as an entertainment powerhouse, and now thanks to YouTube, he’s proven himself NOT ONLY AS A GENTLEMAN CELEBRITY, but as a perfect human being. I love you, Keanu! Catch a tube for all of us!
*** Today’s video was brought to the Douchery attention by my #1 guy, PETER! Thanks, bro! Hope none of you have the flu & Keep on Douchin’ ***
