SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Tragic Hero
We’ve all been there! Sometimes life can hit you with a one-two punch to the gut and before you can bring yourself up by the bootstraps… you gotta live like this guy. Drink to the point that your tears are made of booze… and then basically, emotionally implode on yourself… until you end up on the floor of public transit… shoes scattered about willy nilly… the superfluous umbrella because you wanted the rain to fall down upon your head… fuck it, take off your socks and throw them into the throbbing abyss… WHO NEEDS ‘EM!!!
… now lay in wait for death’s comforting embrace. Don’t mind the people climbing over you… don’t mind the lady that intentionally put her toe in your ribs… don’t mind the fact that you are twenty four years old and still have a lot of pleasure AND pain in your lengthy future. So get your dumb doughy ass off the floor, shake it off, and NEVER do this again!
*** Today’s photo all that way from JAPAN! Doumo Arigatou, Minoka! Send everything you got & Keep on Douchin’ ***
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Meet The Xylopholks!
Previously featured:
SUBWAY BROKEN DREAMERY : Tangy & Zesty http://bit.ly/cFaW3X
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Tangy, Zesty & Furious Frog http://bit.ly/cuVEXG
The Douchery Inbox received this following email from our new favorite band:
Hi there -
It’s Skunky - errr Brian? Zesty. Jon!
I lead the group called the Xylopholks.
You’ve posted a couple of pictures of us on your website.Might it be possible to get a repost with the actual name of the band?It just came to my attention because people thought the posted bandwas a rip-off band of my band. While I’d love to believe there a numberof fuzzy ragtime bands out there - I don’t think it’s the case (at least playing underground)
I would super-appreciate a repost with the name Xylopholks if possible
Keep up the remarkable site!
Yours,Skunky/Jon
A repost with the actual band name?!?!? Plug your website and facebook?!?!?! Zesty, your wish is my command. And although you claim to be named Skunky/Jon, you will always be Zesty in our hearts.
Soooo check ‘em out at Xylopholks.com and Facebook.com/Xylopholks! As far as I know they don’t do Furries Sex Shows but hey the music bizz is tough so you never know!
They are playing TONIGHT July 20th at the CORNELIA St. Cafe NYC Located at 29 Cornelia St. 10pm!
*** Keep on doin’ that Ragtime music that all the kids are into & Keep on Douchin’ ***
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Bag Lady
- Well… my reccuring “How to Dispose of a Dead Prostitute” nightmare has finally seeped into reailty.
- … I think the old man did it.
- There has to be a better way to transport sex robots.
- Is that Kanye West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose? http://bit.ly/aaa50m
- I’m really trying to avoid eye contact… and arousal.
- A production still from M. Night Shyamalan’s remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s Stranger on a Train…
- … remake titled Strangers on a Train with a Dead Lady in a Bag. It’ll probably be as good as his last three movies.
- If You See Something, Say Something… or in this case If You See Something, Curl Up In A Foetal Position And Start Sucking Your Thumb.
- I know walking in heels is suppose to be difficult but this is a bit much.
- I think it just winked at me! 20 years of good luck!
*** Baboooom! Thanks to Will for sending in a perfect recreation of my nightmares. Check out his blog http://willzone.tumblr.com! Forever & always Keep on Douchin’ ***
