DOUCHERY CHOICE PODCAST : Serious Time with Taylor Williamson
Do you like podcasts? Are you looking to drown out those unrelenting voices in your head? We here at Subway Douchery are about to solve all your mental illnesses! Check out one of our favorite podcasts Serious Time with Taylor Williamson! We suggest you check out Episode 2 with guest Jillian Bell from the show Workaholics on Comedy Central. Enjoy & Keep on Douchin’
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Signs of Love
Soooooo maybe… like…. she just had an alien (that’s apparently terrified of water on Earth…. IRONY!) shoot a lethal dose of intergalactic mist (ewwww!) down her throat. Triggering an intense asthma attack (she has….like… REALLY bad asthma) BUT her medicine is above ground! Now her boyfriend is slowly trying to calm her staggered breathing (with the gentlest of whispers) so she can get the proper amount of oxygen into her lungs and can survive until they get to daylight!
OR MAYBE THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE!?!?!?!?!!!!!!??! Well guess what love birds, the rest of us are not sharing your bliss. Even if we have significant others, we shows some fuggin’ class when we are on public transit and act like we’ve been in the N Zone before (SPORTS RERFERENCE!)
And if we were suppose to be that cozy on the subway, the seats would be cushioned, they’d hand out comforters at the turnstiles, and there’d be a white dude with dreads serving us camomile tea!
*** Today’s Lonely & Bitter post was written by me @TheTomSibley! Love birds pic was provided by my man REUBEN! Still is from M. Knight Shama-lama-ding-dong’s 2002 smash hit Signs. Keep on Douchin’ ***
*** and that’s all she wrote! Have a great weekend & Keep on Douchin’ ***
