SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Hold Tight!
- Don’t stop believin’… hold on to that feeling! - Journey
- Hold on for one more day! - Wilson Philips
- Hold me closer tiny dancer! - Elton John
- I got you in a strangle hold baby! - Ted Nugent
- I wanna hold your…. - The Beatles
… and now other classic songs about New York City with lyrics that could possibly apply… at a stretch!
- In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of… there’s nothing you can’t do! - H O V A with Alicia Keys
- …then the glitter rubs off and your nowhere. - From On Broadway by George Benson
- Whisper how I’m yearning, to mingle with the old time throng… - From Give My Regards to Broadway by George M. Cohen
- King of the hill! Top of the list! Head of the heap! - Frank Sintra
… and finally!
He’s got the whole world in his hands! - Traditional
*** Oh we really milked this puppy for all it was worth! Thank you to hilarious New York Comedian Jason Burke for catching this hot tamale! Keep on Douchin’ ***
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Trinity
Now I would never condone violence or robbery against another human being… I’m a peace loving individual that would lend a helping hand to anyone in need… but if me, Mother Teresa, & Jesus H. Christ were hanging out in the subway and saw this King of Geniuses get cold cocked and then subsequently robbed off all his eletronics… the immediate dialogue would go as follows:
Mother Teresa: “Yeah… that’s a shame.”
Jesus H. Christ: “Well… you make your bed you sleep in it, Teresy! Who’s Hungry?”
Tom Sibley: “I’m hungry, Jesus! I just hope someone got a picture for my website, SubwayDouchery.com!”
The end. Bring on the apocalypse!
*** Thank you, McTheater! Peace be with you for sending in this picture. Go in peace & Keep on Douchin’ ***
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Long Strange Trip
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jeezie Chreezie… I picked one hell of a day to try acid. First time in New York City and this was a mistake. This was a horrible… horrifying mistake. My buddy was like, “Come on man, expand your mind. Explore the space of what’s reeeeeaaaal!” I didn’t know what the hell that meant but I figured it could be a fun wayto spend a Saturday. Now he’s nowhere to be found, last I saw him he was hanging out with these two: http://bit.ly/c07jzT
… and I’m about to be consumed by a Nickelodeon Tsunami of Colors, Innocence, and Enthusiasm…. just breath… I wish I had some orange slices…. why does Dora the Explorer always have to look sooo friggin’ smug… does she think she’s better than me… Hello Kitty… I think she has X-Ray eyes that can see through my pants… I gotta get off this train… next stop Times Square… that should be a cool calm place to come down…
*** Daniel, my brother, thank you for these set of pics. And thanks for the dose! Peace & Douchin’ ***
