SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Keister
- We said TAKE a load off. Not DROP a load off! AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!?!?
- If this website teaches you anything, it’s don’t sit anywhere on the subway…
- or touch anything…
- oh, and don’t breath through your nose…
- actually, keep breathing to a minimum. SAFE JOURNEY!
- I was told not to sit on the benches because they can house bed bugs. Me thinks I’d prefer the bed bugs!
- Sheesh… Some people are so private when they check their phones!
- PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN UNDER THE SLEEPING BAG WITH HIS ASS HANGING OUT!
- you know.. I think I’d rather walk than take the train today.
- Obligatory “Crack” joke.
*** Big ups to ALEXIS for sending in a TON of pictures which you’ll be seeing more of! Enjoy your Cases of the Mondays & Keep on Douchin’ ***
**** Check out my other Tumblr SIBLEY IRRESISTIBLE! Today I’m featuring the newly released poster for the sequel to Liam Neeson’s blockbuster TAKEN! ****
Have a killer weekend, Douchers! All the love in the world & Keep on Douchin’ from Las Vegas!
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : I Wish I Was A Baller
** WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! **
Ever been walking through the parking lot of a concert… or perhaps the boardwalk during a hot summer evening… or been sitting on The Tube in foggy London town… and you pass one of these White Dreaded Out Geniuses!!! Your first instinct is to judge them. Either out loud with a, “Oh jeepers.. I gotta walk around this human carnival?” Or you judge them to yourself with thoughts so harsh it would be a terrorist act if I typed them out. But if you can stop being a Judgmental Jacoby for a hot second, the ballin’ skillz of this Dreaded Genius are HYPNOTIC!!!
Well… not this guy in the video featured above. He’s terrible. And being terrible at “balance balling” is almost as bad as being terrible at Devil Sticks. And being really good at either one will still make your parents wonder what they did wrong! But he’s training HARD and he’s not giving up. MUCH RESPECT. And what better way to show society you don’t follow their rules (…but gladly accept their unemployment!) then Free Ballin’ Trainin’ on The Tube. The Queen would be proud!
*** Big thanks to BIG ED for sending in this International Best Seller of a YouTube video. Hope you are all having a Hot Ass Hump Day & Keep on Douchin’ ***
