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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Onions? More like FUNions!
It’s really hard to know what to say… The brass lady balls are the size of mountains on this one! She clearly planned, “Don’t got time for the kitchen cuttin’ so imma just do it on the train!” She then packed her reusable grocery bag, a rather large cutting board for a woman her size, and a kitchen knife. Clearly, she thinks nothing of busting out a knife on the train like it’s totally okay! I like to imagine she’s late for a cocktail party and she just didn’t have time to make her world famous salsa. But if it turns out she’s an actress trying to drum up some crocodile tears for an audition, I will lose all faith in humanity.
The true heroes of this photo are the gentleman sitting on either side of her. They really encompass all the onlooker feelings:
Blue Jacket to her right: He has the more dramatic face that says, “You…CAN NOT…be serious.” He thought he’d seen it all in the city that never sleeps but then the lady in black busted out her onions and life was never the same.
Ball Cap n’ Hoodie to her left: Me thinks I sense a mild amusement coming from this fella. It looks like he’s about to exclaim “ONLY IN NEW YORK!” … or crush her skull with his giant hand. Seriously, look at his hand! IT’S HUGE!
*** The Douchery Inbox received this picture from all sorts of people! Including a beautiful woman living in Italy & my therapist! Thanks to all that sent it in & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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