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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Burrito Bowl 
Listen, pal.. I know lunch breaks can be unforgiving and brief BUT that’s a Chipotle burrito bowl! You show it the GOTDAM respect it deserves! You take it back to the office, you move your laptop or keyboard to the left or right depending on what hand you use to eat with, and you savor every fuggin’ bite! Don’t balance it on your messenger bag and try to shovel it into your mouth like some kind of human backhoe.
You clearly don’t respect yourself but at least respect the good people at Chipotle that are pumpin’ out the edible hits day in and day out FOR YOU!!!Okay… sorry I was so hard on you in the first paragraph. But a Burrito Bowl is meant to be celebrated privately and eating it on the subway is like slapping a pair of tits on the Mona Lisa. Eating on the subway is gross in general and eating something that requires a utensil… well, that’s how people end up on a ridiculous website like this.
p.s. Hope you sprung the extra 2 bucks for the guac… you only live once!
*** Today’s picture came from Emmmanuel who made it very clear he is not a fan of Chipotle but we love him anyway! Have a great week & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Burrito Bowl

Listen, pal.. I know lunch breaks can be unforgiving and brief BUT that’s a Chipotle burrito bowl! You show it the GOTDAM respect it deserves! You take it back to the office, you move your laptop or keyboard to the left or right depending on what hand you use to eat with, and you savor every fuggin’ bite! Don’t balance it on your messenger bag and try to shovel it into your mouth like some kind of human backhoe.

You clearly don’t respect yourself but at least respect the good people at Chipotle that are pumpin’ out the edible hits day in and day out FOR YOU!!!Okay… sorry I was so hard on you in the first paragraph. But a Burrito Bowl is meant to be celebrated privately and eating it on the subway is like slapping a pair of tits on the Mona Lisa. Eating on the subway is gross in general and eating something that requires a utensil… well, that’s how people end up on a ridiculous website like this.

p.s. Hope you sprung the extra 2 bucks for the guac… you only live once!

*** Today’s picture came from Emmmanuel who made it very clear he is not a fan of Chipotle but we love him anyway! Have a great week & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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